Saturday, October 20, 2012

Monstrous Monday: Bonus Texas Edition

Flaming Giant Zombie Golem: Size: Gargantuan, Number Appearing: Unique Armor Class: 2 Hit Dice: 10 Movement 120’ Attacks: 2 Damage: 1d12/1d12, save vs. breath weapon or catch fire (1d6 fire damage each round until successful save) XP: 2200

For years, the statue kept watch over fairgoers, smiling benevolently down upon those who passed through its gates.  A freak magical accident afflicted it with the spell "Perry's Perpetual Pyromancy".  Wreathed in flames that will not die, trapped in a body that will not die, the pain drove the goodness from its soul, leaving only an enraged shell in eternal agony with no desire other than to hurt and destroy those it once protected.

Beware the wrath of Big Tex, the Flaming Giant Zombie Golem!

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Too soon?

(Context for non-Texans - http://idmn.dallasnews.com/local-and-state/20121020-state-fair-fans-mourn-fiery-demise-of-big-tex-folksy-icon-since-1952.ece )

3 comments:

  1. But part of its soul is now in Valhalla...

    http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10192012.shtml

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