Gamma World... Is Here! ***News Update***

Cannibal shrimp: The invasion has begun

Do not be alarmed, but the cannibal shrimp invasion has begun.

The influx of the jumbo-sized shrimp (which look more like a small lobster than the little pink crustaceans you see at the grocery store) has increased 10 times in the last year, according to a report from the U.S. Geological Survey—from 32 in 2010 to 331 in 2011. The shrimp-eating shrimp have been spotted in waters from North Carolina to Texas.

Tony Reisinger of the Texas Sea Grant Extension Service, told CNN that the tiger prawn "are cannibalistic as are other shrimp, but it's larger so it can consume the others."

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The Divide - A Review

So awhile back, I talked about a movie, the Divide.  Apparently, I missed it in the theaters, but the Blu-Ray arrived the other day.  After having the opportunity to watch it, I can say that I wish I had caught it if/when it was on the big screen. 

The director, Xavier Gans, has been hit or miss for me.  I've seen two of his previous films, Hitman and Frontier(s).  I didn't care for Frontier(s), it being a movie where horrible people do horrible things to each other, with some political overtones thrown in as an attempt to make it something more than it was.  Hitman, for whatever reason, I really enjoyed.  Maybe it was Timothy Olyphant, maybe it was that I had loved the video game, maybe it was the fact that it didn't seem to take itself too seriously.  Whatever, I loved it.

The Divide definitely falls more towards Gans' Frontier(s) side of things, but in this case the plot comes first.  Rather than the violence being the point of the movie, it is the logical outgrowth of the story, and communicates the theme.  The setup is simple - nuclear bombs fall on New York City, and a group of people who live in a highrise escape to the cellar to survive, only to find that survival doesn't just mean living.  As you can imagine, they don't all live together happily in the basement.  Things deteriorate, and they get ugly.

Like Hitman, though, Gans shows a knack for the finding the right people for the parts.  Michael Biehn (Hicks from Aliens) plays the survivalist super who initially converted the cellar into a fallout shelter.  Oddly enough, though, the standout actor was Milo Ventimiglia.  I was only familiar with him from his time on Heroes, where he was... let's face it - terrible.  But he is absolutely terrifying in his role here.

There are a few miscues as it goes along, chief among them the break-in scene (you'll know it when you see it), which is frankly mystifying.  It doesn't fit thematically with the rest of the movie, and every plot point the scene advances could have just as easily have been advanced in another, more logical way.

With that exception, though, it's a very good movie, my better half and I were still discussing it the next morning.  Do yourself a favor, if you like apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic movies, check this on out.

No Respect!

So I hear that after WOTC are done reprinting 1st Edition rules, they are reprinting 3.5 rules.  Now granted it's been awhile since I saw the inside of a classroom, but wasn't something skipped there?

sigh

Poor second edition, you're always going to be the unloved, redheaded stepchild, won't you?  Neither fish nor fowl - too new for the grognards, too old for the Pathfinder set.

Don't worry, I still love you.

Gamma World... Is Here! Still Continuing...

An Apocalyptic Appendix N, Part 4

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Another Harlan Ellison entry.  In this story, supercomputers built to manage Earth's military systems decide to wipe out humanity, and only a single insane, malicious computer remains, tormenting the humans left to it's not so tender mercies.  It contains one of the most intense lines ever set to paper, "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

The Stand - I started to write this about the story, but as I thought about it, the TV series from the 90s actually isn't that bad, although it was due more to some great acting choices than anything else.  Rob Lowe, Gary Sinise, Molly Ringwald, Jamey Sheridan, Laura San Giacomo, the TV movie was A Big Deal when it came out.   Even though it keeps the Worst Ending to a 1000+ Page Book Ever Written, the first half to three quarters of the show remain one of the most riveting tales of the breakdown of civilization ever, and only enhance the power of the narrative in the book.  It spoiled me on apocalyptic fiction, though.  The tendency is, with a topic as large as the End of Days, to condense it, to coax it into a personal tale that is representative of the larger story.  And while that's nice and all, I still find myself wondering in Night of the Living Dead, for instance, what is going on everywhere else?  And while you get hints at that, with the radio bulletins and such, it still feels as though you're only being told half the story, or less!  Not so with the Stand, which manages to walk in both worlds, telling a tale that is simultaneously very personal, and on a grand scale.  Again, if it weren't for the ending, which to this day gets me riled up, this would rank much higher.  But the chapter where he talks about the spread of the disease, describing it as a "chain letter that finally worked", haunts me to this day.

When the Wind Blows - God this was depressing.  I mean, it was meant to be, but even by those standards, they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.  It literally takes all the fun out of the apocalypse, introducing a sweet old couple that reminds most people of their own elderly relatives.  They are natives of England who hear about the war coming on soon, and remember their time hunkering down during WWII, even romanticizing it a bit.  They listen to the government warnings, prepare just as they're supposed to, and are as ready as they can be for when the bomb finally hits.

And then they spend the rest of the movie dying.

Seriously, that's it.  And then they die.  Sorry, I try and avoid spoilers in these, but it's hard to avoid in this case.  The purpose of the film was to raise anti-war sentiment, and they were not too ashamed to resort to emotional manipulation to do so.  Seriously, a horrible, horrible movie that just depresses you.  Or at least, it depresses me.

On the bright side... um.... it has music by Roger Waters, David Bowie and Genesis?

The Grand Daddy of scary Apocalyptic fiction, though is...

The Plant People -  I read this on vacation on Cape Cod as a boy of maybe 8 or so, and it damn near ruined my vacation.  It terrified me then, and still gives me the creeps to this day.  A fog blows through what I remember as being a southwestern town.  People start acting strangely, then they disappear.  One intrepid young lad sets out to find out what's going on, and discovers that the townsfolk are actually turning into cacti!  It sounds silly, but the book includes photographs, which were doctored to go along with the story, lending a horrible sort of authenticity. 

As you can see by the spacing of the text, it's very obviously written for a younger audience, but the pictures just give it a creepy vibe that, literally 25 years later, keeps this story at the forefront of my mind when I think of apocalyptic fiction.  Seriously - keep your kids away from this book unless you want to scar them for life!

The Big Letdown

So it turns out the elves were less than truthful.  Apparently, the Yuan-Ti have actually defeated the Elves, mostly because they were able to magically age the Elven King, and seal the cave which contained the cure to all who dwelled in the Elven City of Yarauna.  Using the gold collected from the party to purchase magical items, the Elven King, Arch Mage and High Priestess bribed the Yuan-Ti "diplomat" that was at the party to get the location of the cave, then transformed themselves into magical items, powered by their essences, which they had presented to the party as the items they had purchased.  This allowed them to bypass the wards which prevented them from entering The Clockwork Cave.  After fighting their way through the cave, defeating the Time Dragon at the Heart of the Cave, and two of their party being aged significantly, the elves revealed their deception, and offered a reward for the party's service, explaining that the could not reveal the truth of things before because of the presence of the Yuan-Ti hidden throughout the city, who were monitoring them for signs of treachery.

Now, at this point, I expected the party to be... upset.  They had been running around with Gauntlets of Ogre Power, a Long Bow of Accuracy and a magic axe that returned after it was thrown, all of which a) they had paid for, and b) they no longer owned.  In addition, it turned out that the Limited Resurrection spell hadn't been limited at all, the Elves had just told them that to get them to brave the Cave.  But, as I said, the elves were genuinely regretful of the damage they had caused the party and offered a reward.

I expected them to be upset, I expected them to fuss.

I didn't expect them to try and kill the King of the Elves. 

They didn't ask what the reward was, no, one of the party (who in fairness, had doubled in age since they entered the cave) simply leapt at the King and attempted to stab him.  The Elves teleported away, leaving the party to mutter angrily and plan a campaign of asymmetrical warfare against the Elves.  They have considered burning down the city, choking it with animated vegetation, even joining the Yuan-Ti.  Which is funny, considering they're still wandering around with a bag full of Yuan-Ti heads strapped to their belt - I'm not sure how the Yuan-Ti will take their offer of comraderie.

Kickstartin'

Ugh, a new way for me to throw my money away, yay!

It is nice to feel as though you're contributing to the production of quality RPGs, though, without a doubt. 

LotFP's Monolith Beyond Space and Time/The God That Crawls, Dwimmermount, and now a a 2e retroclone????

Yes please!  Any other worthy stuff out there?

Enquiring minds want to know!